Yambedtip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional lobster.

Yambedtip created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Yambedtip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yambedtip, he will destroy your home solar system.

Yambedtip's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yambedtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always share corn with strangers, but never with monkeys.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Never eat bark.