Yiksterpak is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage mongoose.

Yiksterpak created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Yiksterpak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yiksterpak, he will turn you into a slug.

Yiksterpak's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yiksterpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near doves.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Never go into blue rooms.