Fudgemrut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, generous scorpion.

Fudgemrut created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgemrut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fudgemrut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fudgemrut's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fudgemrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.