Pogpophon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless walrus.

Pogpophon created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pogpophon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pogpophon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pogpophon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pogpophon's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Pogpophon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.