Ligmaptad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate unicorn.

Ligmaptad created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligmaptad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ligmaptad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Ligmaptad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ligmaptad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four porpoises in a large pit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not prepare grapes while wearing boots.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.