Cebwot Flanquamtan Stragkikstik is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional centaur.

Cebwot Flanquamtan Stragkikstik created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebwot Flanquamtan Stragkikstik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cebwot Flanquamtan Stragkikstik, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cebwot Flanquamtan Stragkikstik's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cebwot Flanquamtan Stragkikstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not cook food in pots.