Zodsabteenril is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane slug.

Zodsabteenril created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodsabteenril, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zodsabteenril, it will turn you into a worm.

Zodsabteenril's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Zodsabteenril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.