Milpinnul is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing jackal.

Milpinnul created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milpinnul, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Milpinnul, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Milpinnul's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Milpinnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Never adorn your back with gray markings.

5. Never wear red dresses on sacred days.