Wanflatnat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest centaur.

Wanflatnat created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanflatnat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wanflatnat, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Wanflatnat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wanflatnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

5. Respect your elders.