Larncettonksigsadkik is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able troll.

Larncettonksigsadkik created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larncettonksigsadkik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larncettonksigsadkik, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Larncettonksigsadkik's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Larncettonksigsadkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always share beans with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

5. Always act with purity when addressing priests.