Narlfatmifcud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful wolf.

Narlfatmifcud created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfatmifcud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narlfatmifcud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Narlfatmifcud's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Narlfatmifcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Narlfatmifcud on top of all buildings.

3. Never cross rivers at midday.

4. Do not place rice upon stone.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narlfatmifcud.