Lannigcimhin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying camel.

Lannigcimhin created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lannigcimhin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lannigcimhin, he will turn you into a tree.

Lannigcimhin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lannigcimhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.

2. Never stain your head with mauve.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.