Nablagpin Witpidnan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, emotional hamster.

Nablagpin Witpidnan created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Nablagpin Witpidnan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nablagpin Witpidnan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nablagpin Witpidnan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nablagpin Witpidnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near porpoises while wearing magenta trousers.

2. Do not consume corn at dawn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Never feed cucumbers to mice while wearing jumpers.