Cemnabfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless lion.

Cemnabfut created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemnabfut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cemnabfut, it will not care at all.

Cemnabfut's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cemnabfut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never adorn your legs with red markings.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Cemnabfut on top of important buildings.

5. Never wear orange kilts.