Koppibnil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous manatee.

Koppibnil created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Koppibnil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Koppibnil, it will boil you in a big pot.

Koppibnil's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Koppibnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Koppibnil in the centre of the settlement.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.