Siglooppom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful camel.

Siglooppom created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siglooppom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Siglooppom, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Siglooppom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Siglooppom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with anger.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never bounce in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Siglooppom.

5. Always pray immersed in water.