Tifrulham Fossbagyok is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, flying clam.

Tifrulham Fossbagyok created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifrulham Fossbagyok, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tifrulham Fossbagyok, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tifrulham Fossbagyok's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tifrulham Fossbagyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not hop at crossroads.

4. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

5. Never feed beans to manatees while wearing scarves.