Narlfigwig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful snake.

Narlfigwig created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlfigwig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narlfigwig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Narlfigwig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Narlfigwig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear black tights.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near doves while wearing turquoise trousers.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.