Sugmegarm is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident jackal.

Sugmegarm created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sugmegarm, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugmegarm, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sugmegarm's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sugmegarm's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.