Wadtomneg Kipflyvid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable wombat.

Wadtomneg Kipflyvid created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wadtomneg Kipflyvid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wadtomneg Kipflyvid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wadtomneg Kipflyvid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wadtomneg Kipflyvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix beans with blood.

2. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadtomneg Kipflyvid.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.