Gabstipgem is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unjust bat.

Gabstipgem created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gabstipgem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabstipgem, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gabstipgem's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gabstipgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed turnips to foxes while wearing cyan coats.

3. Never sing near gulls.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.