Pannelldut is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced centaur.

Pannelldut created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pannelldut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pannelldut, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pannelldut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Pannelldut's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing violet rings and balancing seven nickel spheres on your face.

3. Never feed wheat to voles while wearing yellow ear rings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never point your legs toward the north during prayer.