Weegomsak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic fairy.

Weegomsak created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weegomsak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Weegomsak, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Weegomsak's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Weegomsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to sharks while wearing shoes.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Weegomsak loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.