Banlanciplag Pityarpodbapwan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, effective yak.

Banlanciplag Pityarpodbapwan created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banlanciplag Pityarpodbapwan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Banlanciplag Pityarpodbapwan, she will turn you into a mole.

Banlanciplag Pityarpodbapwan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Banlanciplag Pityarpodbapwan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five ants approach from the south.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Put Banlanciplag Pityarpodbapwan first in all things.

4. Never mix parsnips with water.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.