Hablitdin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic skunk.

Hablitdin created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hablitdin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hablitdin, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hablitdin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hablitdin's Holy Commandments

1. Hablitdin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hablitdin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help swans.

5. Never speak at midday.