Ruldodbig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sapient crocodile.

Ruldodbig created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruldodbig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruldodbig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Ruldodbig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ruldodbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.

2. Never feed garlic to mice while wearing purple scarves.

3. Do not wear corsets marked with orange.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Hide from magenta goats for they are unholy.