Cadstragtab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, resourceful deer.

Cadstragtab created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadstragtab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cadstragtab, he will not care.

Cadstragtab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cadstragtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with mites.

2. Never feed lots of apples to rats while wearing magenta stockings.

3. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

4. Never eat garlic on days of mourning.

5. Never chant while facing west.