Bellwodnilpongodxuckwig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able fox.

Bellwodnilpongodxuckwig created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellwodnilpongodxuckwig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bellwodnilpongodxuckwig, it will strike you with lightening.

Bellwodnilpongodxuckwig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bellwodnilpongodxuckwig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing pink skirts and balancing four platinum spheres on your legs.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never paint your head orange.