Lanpoghitpog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty hedgehog.

Lanpoghitpog created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanpoghitpog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lanpoghitpog, he will turn you into a snail.

Lanpoghitpog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lanpoghitpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.