Lunjigyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish dolphin.

Lunjigyart created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Lunjigyart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lunjigyart, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lunjigyart's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lunjigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

2. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chant at forests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.