Stragtarleg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical elephant.

Stragtarleg created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragtarleg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stragtarleg, she will destroy your home planet.

Stragtarleg's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Stragtarleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never feed garlic to dogs while wearing coats.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

5. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.