Cussfengod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid butterfly.

Cussfengod created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Cussfengod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cussfengod, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cussfengod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cussfengod's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cussfengod.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Worship no other gods but Cussfengod.