Lenbep is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lenbep created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbep, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lenbep, she will make you grow a tail.

Lenbep's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lenbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never think about special relativity near horses while wearing turquoise tights and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.

3. Never eat tomatoes on days of mourning.

4. Never gather eight squirrels in one place.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.