Bidfosstar Vonkquagdon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful snake.

Bidfosstar Vonkquagdon created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bidfosstar Vonkquagdon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bidfosstar Vonkquagdon, she will destroy your home planet.

Bidfosstar Vonkquagdon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bidfosstar Vonkquagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bidfosstar Vonkquagdon's name in vain.

2. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.