Rigvagdod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful swallow.

Rigvagdod created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Rigvagdod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rigvagdod, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rigvagdod's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rigvagdod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Worship no other gods but Rigvagdod.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Do not make images of living things.