Nadnurtnut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witless alligator.

Nadnurtnut created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnurtnut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nadnurtnut, he will be very unhappy.

Nadnurtnut's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nadnurtnut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.