Bapfas is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, amazing hare.

Bapfas created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapfas, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bapfas, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bapfas' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bapfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven porpoises in one place.

2. Never remain bowed at dawn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear gray.