Dibortbud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic pig.

Dibortbud created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibortbud, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibortbud, she will turn you into a rock.

Dibortbud's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dibortbud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Erect six zinc sculptures of Dibortbud on top of important buildings.

5. Do not prepare cherries while wearing shorts.