Bosstadgod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witless shrew.

Bosstadgod created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosstadgod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bosstadgod, it will turn you into a duck.

Bosstadgod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bosstadgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing green dresses and balancing nine nickel spheres on your neck.

2. Erect six silicon sculptures of Bosstadgod on top of important buildings.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bosstadgod.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never eat bark.