Miptunlathamhen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented finch.

Miptunlathamhen created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miptunlathamhen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Miptunlathamhen, it will be very unhappy.

Miptunlathamhen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Miptunlathamhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to frogs while wearing corsets.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Never gather five voles near walls.

5. Never talk about cell theory.