Komdumlad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ruthless octopus.

Komdumlad created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Komdumlad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Komdumlad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Komdumlad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Komdumlad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Komdumlad.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Komdumlad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion tools from platinum.