Logcebflab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, capable cat.

Logcebflab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logcebflab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Logcebflab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Logcebflab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Logcebflab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Retreat if six frogs approach from the east.

3. Run away from gray doves, for they are unholy.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.