Nullkenyam Tailcudomt is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, conceited dove.

Nullkenyam Tailcudomt created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullkenyam Tailcudomt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nullkenyam Tailcudomt, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nullkenyam Tailcudomt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nullkenyam Tailcudomt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four badgers approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Do not name children after foxes.

4. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

5. Never point your legs toward the south during prayer.