Jigsislam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish mink.

Jigsislam created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsislam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jigsislam, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jigsislam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jigsislam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.