Cedbafgep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair tortoise.

Cedbafgep created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedbafgep, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cedbafgep, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cedbafgep's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cedbafgep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight copper sculptures of Cedbafgep on top of important buildings.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing purple boots and balancing five iron spheres on your neck.

5. Never think about dark energy near ducks while wearing indigo rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your hands.