Bugwodsid Fabkimrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered armadillo.

Bugwodsid Fabkimrutt created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugwodsid Fabkimrutt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bugwodsid Fabkimrutt, it will not invite you to parties.

Bugwodsid Fabkimrutt's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bugwodsid Fabkimrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to geese while wearing magenta stockings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Bugwodsid Fabkimrutt loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bugwodsid Fabkimrutt in the centre of the settlement.