Yarlfemquimdud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tranquil owl.

Yarlfemquimdud created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlfemquimdud, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarlfemquimdud, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yarlfemquimdud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yarlfemquimdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to three before sleeping.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the west.

4. Never feed gooseberries to gulls while wearing shorts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlfemquimdud.