Rilldib is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent beaver.

Rilldib created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilldib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rilldib, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rilldib's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rilldib's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.