Femdavlidbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane wolf.

Femdavlidbonk created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Femdavlidbonk, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Femdavlidbonk, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Femdavlidbonk's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Femdavlidbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle copper while unclean.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing purple shoes and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.