Fadyiknell is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful pigeon.

Fadyiknell created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadyiknell, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadyiknell, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fadyiknell's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fadyiknell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not keep four eagles in a large pit.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.