Mobgedved is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish hyena.

Mobgedved created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Mobgedved, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mobgedved, it will manifest in front of you.

Mobgedved's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mobgedved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

2. You must pray to Mobgedved seven times a day.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.